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*Color my live with the chaos of trouble*

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via tylerscreators)

seasluq:

Dear Tooth Fairy,

look i know this is an adult tooth but i really need to pay for my college tuition so if u could cut me some slack and leave about $20,000 that would be really cool

(via shorten)

(Source: wzrdkelley, via vinebox)

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via stability)

spaceindavers:

I should never date someone with a dog because I will spend more time hugging the dog than them

(via cactusthecactus)

classyrainbowaristocrat:

monobeartheater:

callow-maturity:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

im not having nearly enough sex to be in a fanfiction

Thats how you know you arent a main character in the fic

(Source: animatorzee, via battyinthegraveyard)

dai-sy-m:

do you ever get random bursts of confidence and plan to do something then later wither in shyness

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via fake-mermaid)

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(Source: rneerkat, via bullied)